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posted by erato on 1 Jun 2009
Jokes about countries
Some of the stereotypes about many nations might even carry some truth in themselves…. ;) Let's see!
I was looking for some good jokes about Hungarians but didn't find any. If you do, please share, I wouldn't mind. :P
erato responded to Jokes about countries on 1 Jun 2009
I like this one:

Here are the four kinds of people that live in Britain:
At first, there were the Scots who kept the Sabbath - and anything else they could put their hands on.
After that, came the Welsh - who prayed on their knees and the neck of their neighbors.
Then there were the Irish, who never knew what they exactly wanted - but were always ready to fight for it anyway.
Last, but not least, there were the English who always regarded themselves self-made men, thus deliberating the Almighty of a horrible blame!

No offense, I really like British people, but this one is great! :D
Sayuri87 responded to Jokes about countries on 1 Jun 2009
Hi there, this is my favorite:

How do you call 200.000 men with their hands up?
The French army! :D
Tudi responded to Jokes about countries on 2 Jun 2009
I love Russian culture and history, but I also love Russian vodka jokes. Here's one:

"A poor Russian fisherman catches a little fish which grants him three wishes. The first wish was "A big vodka". The wish is granted and the fisherman drinks it, then the fish asks for another one. "I want that the whole Volga be made out of vodka." The wish is granted and the fisherman swims in it and drinks from it. Afterward is asked for the last wish. He says "You know what? I want another vodka".

Genius :D
zlori responded to Jokes about countries on 26 Aug 2009

1. You're reading my comment.
2. Now you're saying/thinking that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that I skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts.
zlori responded to Jokes about countries on 2 Sep 2009
Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?
So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.
zlori responded to Jokes about countries on 2 Sep 2009
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.
Guinevere1988 responded to Jokes about countries on 6 Sep 2009
Here is one I heard last week:
Do you know which football team the Scotts are with?
- The one that is playing against the English
Guinevere1988 responded to Jokes about countries on 6 Sep 2009
Oh, and here are some Hungarian jokes:
A Hungarian boy is in school, and the teacher asks him a question.
-"All right my boy, name all of the friendly countries in Europe."
-"Poland, Cechoslovakia, GDR, Romania and Bulgaria.
-"Not bad, but you've missed the most important one: the Soviet Union."
-"With all due respect, Soviet Union is not a friendly country. It's a sister country."
-"Why would that be?"
-"Because one can choose his friends, but not his sisters."
danpop responded to Jokes about countries on 6 Sep 2009
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Scotsmen were quarreling for a penny.
MadSuh responded to Jokes about countries on 12 Oct 2009
Q: Do you know who invented the Triathlon?
A: A Polish guy, he ran to the swimming pool, and rode back a bike.

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