Jokes about countries
Some of the stereotypes about many nations might even carry some truth in themselves…. ;) Let's see!
I was looking for some good jokes about Hungarians but didn't find any. If you do, please share, I wouldn't mind. :P
Here are the four kinds of people that live in Britain:
At first, there were the Scots who kept the Sabbath - and anything else they could put their hands on.
After that, came the Welsh - who prayed on their knees and the neck of their neighbors.
Then there were the Irish, who never knew what they exactly wanted - but were always ready to fight for it anyway.
Last, but not least, there were the English who always regarded themselves self-made men, thus deliberating the Almighty of a horrible blame!
No offense, I really like British people, but this one is great! :D
How do you call 200.000 men with their hands up?
The French army! :D
"A poor Russian fisherman catches a little fish which grants him three wishes. The first wish was "A big vodka". The wish is granted and the fisherman drinks it, then the fish asks for another one. "I want that the whole Volga be made out of vodka." The wish is granted and the fisherman swims in it and drinks from it. Afterward is asked for the last wish. He says "You know what? I want another vodka".
1. You're reading my comment.
2. Now you're saying/thinking that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that I skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts.
So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.
A: He was declared to be in Seine.
Do you know which football team the Scotts are with?
- The one that is playing against the English
A Hungarian boy is in school, and the teacher asks him a question.
-"All right my boy, name all of the friendly countries in Europe."
-"Poland, Cechoslovakia, GDR, Romania and Bulgaria.
-"Not bad, but you've missed the most important one: the Soviet Union."
-"With all due respect, Soviet Union is not a friendly country. It's a sister country."
-"Why would that be?"
-"Because one can choose his friends, but not his sisters."
A: Two Scotsmen were quarreling for a penny.
A: A Polish guy, he ran to the swimming pool, and rode back a bike.
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